Thoughts Every Cat Owner Has When Their Cat Actually wants to Cuddle

1. What is happening?

2. Is this a trick?

3. What do you want?

4. Is it because I just ate bacon?

5. Oh no, my foot is falling asleep.

6. I should have sat in a more comfortable position.

7. Crap, I have to pee.

8. If I shift slightly, will she run away?

9. Is she trying to tell me something with this new found love for me?

10. Is she sick?

11. Is she dying?!

12. Awe, she does really love me.

13. I'll just pet her to let her know that I love her too.

14. And, she's gone.

15. Well, that went better than expected.